What is it about walls and furniture that attracts little hands with markers? That makes toothpaste want to explode and smear itself all over objects it has no business being on?

It seems to make perfect sense to the ones involved. Why shouldn't their name be written on their dresser drawer and their sibling's name on theirs?

Another victim of the "Can't Have Anything Nice" Syndrome. Now, Spiderman is not my kind of superhero, I'm not even sure if he falls in that category but because I don't know what else to call him he shall be called a superhero for the purpose of this blog. Spiderman was supposed to add a nice touch to the boy's room. They have Spiderman sheets and they had a Spiderman lamp up until 2 weeks ago when Spiderman's face was torn in half, hence destroying the lamp. I'm not quite sure what the story is on the Spiderman water globe other than Zack did it. So not only can I not have anything nice, the kids can't either.
You might be a Redneck if....

I was reading the last few chapters in Job, which happen to be some of my favorite scripture. I just love how GOD's power and majesty and splendor are revealed in His creation. These verses just put me in awe everytime I read them. I love how the great and might animals are described and how there are storehouses for lightening. Because it was raining earlier I thought of these verses in Job 38:34-38

"Can you shout to the clouds and make it rain? Can you make lightening appear and cause it to strike as you direct it? Who gives intuition and instinct? Who is wise enough to count all the clouds? Who can tilt the water jars of heaven, turning the dry dust to clumps of mud?"