Kristi the Frazzled

Why yes, it is 2 o'clock in the morning and I am still up and on the computer. What's that? You wanna know why? Well...um...I guess you could say I have a new escape...a new addiction...on facebook....called MOBWARS. Yep, I'm just a frazzled mobster seeking money, territory and a good fight. There has been a glitch in it for the past 24 hours or so and I'm going into withdrawals. Sure I've been invited to play similar games on myspace but I just can't get into it. You see, there are a couple of mobsters who have made it personal...attacking me when I'm down, putting me in the hospital and one guy even had the ***** to add me to the hitlist...FOUR times!!! So it's personal. As I lay there in that hospital bed, being forced to "rest" I give it all I got and punch the guy in the face and that just seems to make me feel better. He may not enter the hospital over my punch but it's not about that...he's been playing longer than I have...he's got more money, territory and more mobsters, so of course he's gonna kick my *** but I've got pride...I've got dignity...I've got a head full of stubborn! It's a matter of principle. So I'm gonna just keep punching him in the face and he'll just keep putting a hit out on me and round and round we'll go....but I can't stop playing. I wonder if the 12 steps would apply here. We have a new friend here today, go ahead and introduce yourself... "Hi I'm Kristi the Frazzled and I'm addicted to MOBWARS...it's been 12 minutes since I last punched a guy in the face"